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Giraffes Don't Eat Steak - for curious marketers who zig when others zag!
This is the Giraffes Don't Eat Steak podcast, a show that brings you marketing stories, tips, hints, and much more. A treat for those who want to succeed in business or marketers who just want to learn.
Giraffes Don't Eat Steak - for curious marketers who zig when others zag!
Stop Wasting Money on Cheap Pens: The Psychology of Promotional Merchandise - Ep. 88
Stop Wasting Money on Cheap Pens: The Psychology of Promotional Merchandise - Ep. 88
What if everything you thought you knew about promotional merchandise was wrong?
In this eye-opening episode, Gary Bucci from GB Merchandise (27 years in the industry) completely reframes how we should think about promotional products. Forget asking "what can I get for £100?" - Gary explains why that's killing your ROI before you even start.
You'll discover:
- Why one client's £600 Remarkables outperformed £3,000 worth of cheap giveaways
- The genius 4-minute coffee machine strategy for exhibitions
- How van-shaped magnets generate clients years after placement
- Why 60-70% of water bottle orders now feature premium brand names
- The psychology behind what people actually keep (hint: it's not about price)
- How to apply the 95/5 rule to merchandise strategy
Gary shares brilliant examples throughout, from RFID business cards that live in wallets to cyber security camera covers that stay in prospects' faces daily. He also reveals his contrarian Christmas strategy: "Take your client list, divide by four, lose three quarters."
Whether you're planning for exhibitions, client gifts, or general brand building, this episode will transform how you approach promotional merchandise. As Gary says: "It's not a cost, it's an investment - and it should be measurable."
Perfect for marketers, business owners, and anyone who's ever wondered why conference tote bags end up in bins.
Chapters
00:00 - Introduction and Gary's background
01:42 - Who buys promotional merchandise?
04:00 - The 5 most popular products (and why they work)
07:00 - "It's not a cost, it's an investment" - the mindset shift
11:00 - The £600 Remarkable story
14:00 - Psychology of reciprocity in marketing
19:00 - Quality over quantity: The social media parallel
23:00 - Making people feel special (South African curry story)
26:00 - Christmas gifts strategy: Quarter your list, quadruple impact
29:00 - The 95/5 rule and playing the long game
31:00 - RFID wallet cards: Getting into your prospect's wallet
34:00 - What people actually keep from goodie bags
38:00 - The "better bag" exhibition strategy
42:00 - Final advice: Look at merchandise as an investment
Connect with the hosts:
Erica: https://www.linkedin.com/in/erica-mackay/
Alex: https://www.linkedin.com/in/alex-bilney/
Get in touch with us at The Marketing Detective Agency - www.themarketingdetectiveagency.com
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